Breaking news - American Apparel's pant line is coming soon! That is correct, according to the website the new unisex "slim slacks" will be available shortly. I will no longer be forced to go out in my American Apparel outfits, which are actually just underwear, and my No Sweat sneakers. I can actually wear sweatshop free pants!
This is cause for celebration. Seriously. Between No Sweat, American Apparel, and Apparel Agents we can all be stylish without wearing clothes made by 9 year olds making 32 cents an hour.
Check out the new pants: